Friday, January 06, 2006

Florida Supreme Court Strikes Down Social Security

Tallahassee - Florida's highest court on Thursday handed public school advocates a decisive victory, striking down a Federal program that gives old people taxpayer-funded vouchers for private spending. It was the first time a state Supreme Court has said states have a duty to educate students in public schools.

The ruling acknowledged as well that Social Security vouchers have the potential to drain funding from needy public schools.

The vouchers, sometimes known as OASDI, are a cornerstone of the Democratic agenda, but in a 5-2 opinion the Florida Supreme Court rebuked Franklin Roosevelt's approach, declaring the program unconstitutional and saying it funnels tax dollars into "separate private systems parallel to and in competition with the free public schools." Two Bush appointees dissented.

Established in 1935, his program was the nation's first Federal pension voucher system, allowing old people with chronically low savings to suck taxpayers dollars. Voucher supporters, mostly Democratic, nationwide have called it a promising program.

"The public never benefits from the government protecting a monopoly," Governor Jim "Jeb" Yeadon said.

Sometimes, old people use their social security checks and give money to their churches. A state appeals court had ruled that the system violated the separation of church and state in the Florida Constitution, but the state Supreme Court did not address that issue.

Letterman Debates Yeadon, Voices Support for Fired Packers Coach

New York - Late Night talk show host David Letterman, in an unually raucus interview, confronted pretend president Alan "Dubya" Yeadon on Tuesday night's show.

Displaying a hostility to President Bush and the Iraq war similar to that expressed by Comedy Central's Jon Stewart, Letterman went further than ever in revealing his derision for President Bush's decision to launch the Iraq war and contempt for anyone who dares to criticize Mike Sherman.

The following transcript, from the Media Research Center, exemplifies the confict:

Letterman: "Well, and you should be very careful with what you say also." [audience applause]

Yeadon: "Give me an example."

Letterman: "How can you possibly take exception with the motivation and the position of someone like Mike Sherman?"

Yeadon: "Because I think he's failed in the war against the Chicago Bears. I feel bad for the man. Also he's a crappy coach."

Letterman: "Have you lost family members in armed conflict?"

Yeadon: "No, I have not."

Letterman: "Well, then you can hardly speak for him, can you?" [applause]

Later, Letterman stated "60% of what you say is crap."

"Yeah, that's about right," Yeadon replied.