Yeadon Prepares for Second iTerm

Ann Arbor, Michigan - Reeling from a decisive electoral loss to George "W." Bush, iPresident Alan "Dubya" Yeadon began preparing his agenda for a second term as pretend president.

Among his first acts will be to pass legislation that will designate funding for the rebuilding of battleground states. Florida, Ohio, Michigan and Pennsylvania were particularly hard hit by electoral warfare. Stung by overwhelming defeat, liberal insurgents continue to whine about the results. Liberal Massachusetts Senator John F'n Kerry has vowed to vote against rebuiling funds, even though he created much of the mess himself.

Yeadon is also expected to pretend to simplify the tax code and reform Social Security. There have also been rumored changes forthcoming in his Cabinet. Barak Fung, the charming articulate walk-on-water State senator from the souf, who is now Senator-elect from the Big Blue state of Illinois, will resign his pretend post as Vice iPresident. It is widely expected that former terror hostage Tom Donzelli, who hasn't been heard from since The Fine Young Cannibals were driven crazy, will assume the post.