Yeadon Calls On Celebrity Support for iCampaign

Philadelphia - With election day only one week away, iPresident Alan "Dubya" Yeadon has followed the precedent set my the two major presidential candidates and is using celebrities to help bolster his campaign. Yesterday, Yeadon received a ringing endorsement from 80's teeny-bopper stars Tiffany and Debbie Gibson at a Philadelphia campaign rally, the theme of which was "Shake Your Vote, I Just Can't Shake Your Vote!"

Yeadon is expected to appear today with former terror hostage Tom Donzelli, in an effort to show his resolve to end terrorism and hostage taking, as well as to share a Grolsch. Donzelli, who has not been seen since Katrina and the Waves were "Walkin' On Sunshine," could not be reached for comment (but might be accessible at this email address or maybe this one).