CNN: Florida No Longer a "Battleground"

Atlanta - conceding defeat to President Bush in The Sunshine State, the Clinton News Network (CNN) today declared that Florida is no longer a "battleground" state but instead a "showdown" state. Pennsylvania and Ohio, however, remain "battlegrounds."

In a related story, a Zogby poll released today shows that 50% of voters in Florida still consider themselves living in a "Battleground" state, while 47% prefer the term "Showdown" state. 3% voted for Alan Keyes.