Yeadon Celebrates GLOB Day

Ann Arbor, Michigan - iPresident Alan "Dubya" Yeadon celebrated National GLOB Day today in this "battleground" state, in honor of Sam "I Still Use A Macintosh" Huber's birthday. Huber, a Team Xerox/CCCP Alumni member and skilled break-dancer, reportedly returned the favor by burning some bacon, putting cookies in the oven, and then leaving for Spring Break.

Yeadon's celebration capped off a busy day in which the presidential candidate boarded up his house, threw a chair at some baseball fans, and dropped a baby from his car.