Yeadon Revises Homeland Security Advisory System

New York - Attempting to stem criticism of the color-coded terror alert system, the Yeadon iAdministration today announced its first major revision to the Homeland Security Advisory System. The new system replaces the generic color coding with more familiar icons, allowing the system to be understood now by the young and the stupid alike.

The Al-Manac, as a public service to our four or five readers, will post the current terror alert level on the sidebar of our web site.