Team Xerox Veterans Question Yeadon's iAbility to Lead

Park Ridge, Illinois - Not to be outdone by Swift Boat Veterans who question John F'n Kerry's ability to lead the country, a group of former Team Xerox members have formed a tax exempt public advocacy "527" group to expose the hypocracy of Alan "Dubya" Yeadon's service during his college years at the University of Illinois. Yeadon, who claims to have the support of hundreds of former classmates, in fact has the support of a lone goofus who still keeps in touch.

Team Xerox Veterans for Truth has posted a famous picture of Yeadon, along with several drunken college friends, that has been used in pretend campaign ads. When the computer mouse is moved in front of the picture, the number of people who support Yeadon is exposed. The lone supporter turns out to be Barak Fung, the the dashing, young, articulate, walk-on-water state senator from the Souf.

Sam "I still use a Macintosh" Huber, is one of the members who is cited as labeling Yeadon as "Unfit to serve, I don't care what you say."