Yeadon Accepts Nomination, Campaigns in "Battleground" States

Ann Arbor, Michigan - Alan "Dubya" Yeadon, fresh from his historic nomination acceptance speech, is campaigning this week in Michigan, his adopted home state and a nototious "battleground" for the presidency.

Weekend polls show Yeadon received an imaginary post-convention "bounce." This is similar to the one that liberal newspapers recently made up for Democratic nominee John F'n Kerry. It did not, however, prevent a bounce in his checking account.