Yeadon Convention Opens Monday!

Yeadon, Pennsylvania - Local residents of this small town are preparing for an onslaught of unknowns as the Yeadon Political Convention starts up Monday night.

"Alboy What?" questioned Jim McArdle, a local farmer and lifelong resident, as a caravan of AMC Pacers pulled up to a local diner.

Alan "Dubya" Yeadon, the pretend president, will accept the nomination in a nationally untelevised speech Thursday night. Yeadon will likely defend his actions to pretend to invade Iraq and depose evil dictator Saddam Hussein, despite the absense of chocolate chip WMD (weapons of mass deliciousness).

Tonight's speakers will include Barak Fung, the dashing, young, articulate up-and-coming state senator from the Souf.