Bears Beat Packers; Yeadon Demands Recount

Green Bay, Wisconsin - Upon turning off his television in anger this afternoon, iPresident Alan "Dubya" Yeadon spit out his last drink of Stroh's and declared shennanigans in the scoring of this afternoon's Bears/Packers NFL game.

"23 first downs for the Packers, only 18 for the Bears," Yeadon whined. "404 total yards to the Bears 314. Clearly the people have spoken, and the Packers have won the game."

Yeadon furthered his point by demonstrating the Farve Beach County "Butterfly Pass," in which the throw floats "butterfly-like" over the intended receiver and lands in the opponents' hands. Yeadon has hired 400 lawyers to begin a recount effort.

Several minorities have claimed to be disenfranchised by this loss. Former Bears head coach Dave Wannstedt, for one, claimed discrimination as current head coach Love E. Smith, an African-American, equaled Wanny's win total against Green Bay over his six years.