Zogby Poll Finds Floresian Hobbits Split Between Bush, Kerry

Island of Flores - A new Zogby poll released today by CBS News, The New York Times, and Newsweek finds dwarf residents of this tiny Asian island split in their support between President George "W." Bush and liberal Massachusettes Senator John F'n Kerry, with only five days left before the recount. CNN decalred that Flores is now in a state of "battleground showdown."

Kerry, in a campaign speech in Ohio, accused President Bush of disenfranchising Hobbit vote and blamed the president's "incompetence" for their extinction nearly 15,000 years ago.