iCampaign Ready for Election, Recount

Ann Arbor, Michigan - iPresident Alan "Dubya" Yeadon, stumping for "votes" in this battleground showdown swing doofus-filled state, says his iCampaign is ready for Tuesday's election and the recount that starts Wednesday morning.

"10,000 lawyers are massed, ready to attack the results," Yeadon told the crowd that gathered in a local Wal-Mart store. "I appreciate your vote, and I hope you will donate lawyers to my recount effort." Authorities then asked Yeadon to leave the store quietly.