Jefferson Parish President Challenges Mayor Nagin for Title of Supreme Communicator

New Orleans - A battle is brewing in this devestated area over who will hold the title of Supreme Communicator. Today Aaron Broussard, president of Jefferson Parish, made his case during an appearance on CBS' The Early Show.

"So I'm asking Congress," Broussard said, "please investigate this now. Take whatever idiot they have at the top of whatever agency and give me a better idiot. Give me a caring idiot. Give me a sensitive idiot. Just don't give me the same idiot."

New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin attempted to defend the title of Supreme Communicator on NBC's Today Show when he stated that "it wouldn't be unreasonable" if 10,000 died. What would a unreasonable number has still not been determined by the idiots at the top of whatever agency.