Yeadon Nominates Old Ugly Liberal Woman to High Court

Ann Arbor - In a move that delighted many liberals and shocked conservatives, iPrez Alan "Dubya" Yeadon today nominated some ugly old liberal woman to succeed swing vote Justice Sandra Day O'Connor on the Supreme Court.

"Take that, you bastards!" Yeadon shouted at liberal Senate democrats who were itching to strike down the nominee even before she was named.

She once was a donor to Democratic causes, according to PoliticalMoneyLine, a Washington-based company that tracks campaign finance disclosures. In 1998 she gave $1,000 each to Al Gore's presidential campaign, Lloyd Bentsen's U.S. Senate campaign and the Democratic National Committee.

Later in the day, after he awoke from a 72-hour drunk, Yeadon was quoted as saying "I nominated WHAT?"