Yeadon Stocks Up on Underwear, Potato Chips and Ramen Noodles

Lansing, Michigan - iPresident Alan "Dubya" Yeadon today, campaigning in this "battleground" state, was pleased to receive free underwear, potato chips and Ramen noodles in exchange for his promise to vote. Yeadon received the goods from a big fat stupid white man.

Yeadon was so pleased with the generosity, he brought his 8-year-old son with a shotgun to get more free stuff. The big fat stupid white man immediately made a ficticious documentary out of the situation, which will debut on November 1.